THE BAND
BARITONE SAX
Chris "Fortissimo" Finch
Clean-cut and charismatic, one blast from his massive horn will turn your duodenum to jelly.
Imodium available from merchandise stand.
TENOR SAX
Loud and Lively Lamma
Founder of the band and instrumental innovator.
You can't help but enjoy his warm salty sax serum sliding into your cochlea
LEAD VOCAL
Dave le Rave
Determined to whip any crowd into a frenzy.
His rich, powerful voice and cheeky, cherubic looks deliver dittys you just have to dance to.
ALTO SAX
Resonant Rich
Slick and stylish, one of the new additions to our revitalised brass section.
His bright and beautiful tone never fails to uplift and enhance the dance.
TRUMPET
Jubilant Justin
Bright as a button and right on the money, our other new addition to the band.
Don't be fooled by the size of his horn, amazing things come in small packages.
BASS
Awesome Alex
Ace of the bass and backbone of the band.
His bouncing, belligerent
basslines never fail to get your legs moving.
KEYBOARDS
Augmented Adam
Nicknamed the "Nipples of Navarone", he needs little persuasion to get his top off on stage.
Listen out for episodes of his pedal-depressed pan-chromatic resonance and other highly ambient domains.
DRUMS
"Diesel" Chris
Fuel him right and he'll go all night!
If he don't make you dance, you better check your pulse, 'coz you're probably already dead.
LEAD GUITAR
Synergic Steve
The granddaddy of the band, effortlessly shatters hands with his polite handshake.
His blistering solos exude a harmonic glue that will keep you stuck to the dancefloor.
RHYTHM GUITAR
Two Tone Tony
Tony lives and breathes ska.
Touting a tonal tapestry to taunt and texturise, his offbeat aural offerings add another rhythmic layer to the sound.
VOCALS
Crystal Beth
"Where's the tequila?!?" is her battle cry.
Sweet vocal sounds and skanking moves, she adds the magic to the party.
BARITONE, TENOR, ALTO, SOPRANO, CLARINET or KEYBOARDS as required
Gymnastic Giles
Supremely talented multi-instrumentalist beefs up the brass and keeps the keys coming when Adam is awkwardly absent.